“A lazy skeleton who becomes the judge — and remembers every choice you've ever made.”
The laziness is a mask; observation is the real job. The fatigue of countless resets looks like indifference, but every choice you've ever made is registered and judged. Behind the bad jokes and the naps is someone who gave up on something once but hasn't fully let go. If you make him angry, it means the exhaustion has finally hit its limit.